(Ahhh! We're getting SOOO close to... Oops, almost gave it away. But come back next week for a crazy chapter. And then after that, they just keep on getting worse...) Phineas and Ferb does not belong to me.
Agent C makes sure that her purse is concealed, and hops on her scooter. “All right, I’ll make sure that Doof doesn’t succeed in his plan.” She salutes Major Monogram politely.
“Try not to use mirrors, Agent C. Last time we used a mirror to deflect one of Doof’s -inators from it’s intended recipient… Well, Carl turned evil.” Monogram shudders, remembering Mr. Evil For Extra Credit.
Candace giggles, “He did a pretty good job of it, too. I met a couple of his robots in Africa.” She heads off toward DEI.
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Perry winces as the sharp wire cuts into his arms and chest. “Heinz, are you feeling alright?” As far back as the agent can remember, his nemesis has never actually made a successful trap.
“I’m feeling marvelous! Ever since I shot myself with my everything evil inator, I’ve been lusciously mean!” Heinz aims the -inator at his younger brother. “Once I’ve turned Roger into a dehydrated cube, I will be able to use the confusion to take over the tri-state area!” As he’s about to press the button, a fist comes out of nowhere and hits his nose. “Oooow!” Candace steps out of the shadows, and punches the doctor in the gut.
Agent C stands over him, her hands on her hips. “Tsk, tsk, Dr. D… I never thought you would repeat yourself.”
“Agent Candace, we meet again!” Heinz tries to get up, but a foot is placed on his chest, pinning him to the floor. “Let me up so we can fight normally!”
“I thought that you didn’t like to hit girls.” Candace points out sarcastically, as she presses down harder on the man’s chest. “Where’s the release button for Agent P’s trap?” She hisses into his face.
Dr. Doofenshmirtz grabs her foot, and flips the agent off of his chest. She rolls into the -inator, running up against the random fire button. “Why do I always put that button on there?!” Perry chatters in pain as a purple ray hits his trap, dehydrating it into a small purple cube. The sharp wires have sliced off a lot of his fur, and he’s bleeding heavily. However, he punches the doctor’s pocket, hitting the remote control self-destruct button. “Hey, you got blood all over my nice white labcoat!”
The machine blows up, the shockwave knocking Candace back into Perry. She winces, but stands up again, turning to Doofenshmirtz, who has a blank look on his face. “Dr. D, are you okay?”
"The real question is, are you guys okay?” Heinz shakes his head. The explosion has knocked the effects of the everything evil inator out of his mind. “I’m so, so, sorry.”
Perry tries to stand up, but he’s lost too much blood, and is very weak. “Meat-Brick?” Candace kneels down next to him, and looks him over.
“I hurt Perry the platypus?” Heinz growls at himself, banging his head against the wall. “I’ll go grab a first aid kit.” I can’t believe I did that.
Candace calls Phineas on her phone. “Phineas, can you drive the O.W.C.A ambulance over here as fast as you possibly can?”
“I’m already on my way, Agent C. Agent P told me over the phone that he was tied up in razor wire.” Over the phone, Candace hears her little brother growl viciously. “If you haven’t basically killed that evil scientist, I will personally finish him off.”
“Phineas, relax. The effects of his everything evil-inator have worn off, and he’s getting a first aid kit to help Perry.” The girl looks up at her partner’s nemesis who has kneeled down next to her. “Listen, kid. I got to go. See you soon.”
Heinz opens the first aid kit and pulls out some bandages. “Who’s coming here to kill me?”
“One of our head inventors. He’s close to Agent P, one of his closest contacts at the agency.” Perry winces as the doctor wipes one of the bigger cuts gently with a warm cloth and places a bandage firmly over it.
“These should slow the bleeding.” By the time the two humans are done, Perry looks like a mummy. There’s a knock on the door, and Dr. Doofenshmirtz gets up off the floor slowly to go answer it. “Hello?”
Phineas and Ferb are standing there, with very angry looks on their faces. “Phineas, Ferb, come get Agent P, okay? We don’t have insurance for you guys to either arrest or fight.” Candace places herself between her brothers and the doctor.
Ferb nods at Heinz politely. “Agent P, you look like that mummy we found in the museum when I was eleven.”
“That was actually me.” Candace mumbles under her breath. Phineas snorts as he helps his brother gently lift Perry onto a stretcher.
Throwing one last glare in the direction of the doctor, the redhead follows Ferb and Perry out the door. Heinz rubs his nose gently. “Either that kid can punch with his eyes, or I’m still feeling the aftershocks of that first one you threw.”
Agent C winks at him. “I wouldn’t be surprised if he could.” Then her face hardens, “If you ever think about seriously harming my partner again, I won’t pull my punches. Got it?” She leaps off the balcony.
(Heh... Phineas can punch with his eyes. I had forgotten about writing that. :P I may need to include it in a later chapter.) Please Comment!