“What?” Zon leaps out of her chair. “Nonononononooo!” She viciously kicks at her punching bag that she keeps in her office. “They can’t still be happy! Candace is not going to win! I will do anything to break them up! Anything!”
Dennis the rabbit watches her attack the punching bag. “Anything, Ms. Joshsyn?”
She turns around abruptly. “Who asked you, bunny?”
“I was just asking.” Dennis perks up his ears. “Aloyse Everheart Elizabeth Otto Wolfgang Hypatia Gunther Galen Gary Cooper von Roddenstein is here.”
Zon rolls her eyes at the full name of her “partner” in crime. She figures, with them working to conquer the entire world together, he can rule it, as long as she gets to use the power to do whatever she wants to Candace, while making sure that Jeremy and the rest of her family live a life of luxury. The poodle barks sharply once, and Aloyse Everheart Elizabeth Otto Wolfgang Hypatia Gunther Galen Gary Cooper von Roddenstein enters her office. “Hello, Zon. I was surprised to get your invitation, being as until now you have seemed reluctant to meet me in person.” He tells the back of her chair.
Zon rolls her eyes, but does not turn the chair around. “I heard that your last group, the League of Villainous Evildoers Maniacally United for Frightening Investments in Naughtiness called you Rodney as opposed to your full name.”
Rodney looks at the back of the chair indignantly. “What is that supposed to mean?”
“It means that I’m not going to call you,” She reads off a piece of paper in her hand, “Aloyse Everheart Elizabeth Otto Wolfgang Hypatia Gunther Galen Gary Cooper von Roddenstein, every time I want to speak with you. So, you had better think up a substitute and fast. There’s a shark pit below, and they haven’t eaten since yesterday.” Zon grins evilly. “Well? What do you wish me to call you?”
“You can call me Aloyse.” The evil scientist sighs. “Didn’t you have a lava pit under your office at one point?”
“Yes, but it was confiscated.” Zon spins her chair around, and Rodney gasps.
*My favorite part of writing this chapter was actually typing out that name FOUR times (Including the chapter title.) Please Comment!