Chapter 39: Secret Agents Are So Calm

(I'm sorry that this is a day late, everyone.) Phineas and Ferb does not belong to me.


“I’m glad that they took home that trainee so fast.” They are sitting in Candace’s bedroom. Candace talked to Carl, and when he heard the words ‘fate of the world’ he sent them out of the pet store to talk. Perry shakes himself gently. “I remember feeling sorry for Darren because his kids hugged him so tight. Hey Candace, can you pass me a notepad real quick?”

Candace obliges, though confused. “Why?”

He smirks. “I need to thank Ferb for not hugging me too tightly and making sure that Phineas didn’t either.”
She nods slightly. “You said that my life was at stake. What did you mean by that?”

“Oh, so you were listening to me.” Perry removes a lined sheet of paper from his fedora and reads it over. “Doofenshmirtz gave me this in return for some harmless information.”
“I doubt that Ferb thinks that it’s harmless.” Candace mutters under her breath. After Ferb had calmed Phineas down, he had come over to her and told her what Perry had said to him.

Said platypus looks up at her quickly. “Doof’s evil, not cruel. He won’t hurt Ferb, even if he doesn’t like him. The worst that he would do is use an -inator to send him to another dimension, and I told him that if he tried to do that, I would make sure that he would be hurt severely.” He growls menacingly, then goes back to the paper in his hands. “Now, this information is useful in many ways, but it also tells us why Zon Joshsyn is after you.”
Candace sits up straight and reaches out for the paper. “Let me see that.”

“I really can’t believe that we didn’t see it so far. I mean, Douglas told us that she’s blonde, about 12 years old, she has blue eyes, and she likes poodles! Plus, her name is an anagram!” The platypus is shaking his head in disbelief.

“Who is it, Perry?” She glares at him. He looks back at her grimly, and hands her the paper. She reads it quickly, and jumps to her feet and runs to her brothers’ room. “Phineas! Ferb! We’ve got a problem!”

The paper floats to the floor where she dropped it. Perry sighs, bending over to pick it up. The page is almost entirely full of Heinz’s scratchy handwriting, but four words near the bottom are printed, and they stand out from the rest. The four words are “Zon Joshsyn” and “Suzy Johnson.”


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