Chapter 2: Poodles and Trapdoors

Phineas and Ferb does not belong to me

A toy poodle growls at him menacingly as he approaches. “I have returned from my mission.” She presses a button on her desk. The double doors open into a dark foreboding office. An old leather office chair is tucked behind the large black desk. He assumes that the boss is sitting in it, although the back of the chair is facing him.

A menacing (yet sickly sweet) voice comes from the chair. “Back so soon? This had better be good.”
The spy takes a deep breath. “I found this file in her room, under the mattress.” He places it on her desk and backs away three steps. The occupant of the chair spins around to face him, still obscured by the shadows. She grabs the pink file, looking through it greedily. The spy rubs his neck nervously, “So, is it useful?”
She grins, “Very.” As she places the file back on her desk she continues, “You would be paid well for this information, had you been allowed to live.” Before the spy can react, the girl presses a button on her desk, causing a trapdoor to open in the floor beneath him. His scream is cut off suddenly as he hits the water below.

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Chapter 1: Normally Weird


Phineas and Ferb does not belong to me

He had wanted a normal mission. Unfortunately, his boss asked him to search a teenager’s bedroom for anything that could be used against her. Sometimes he questions her sanity, then wonders why he even needs to question it. The boss is obviously insane. He smiles grimly as his eyes light upon the hot pink file folder under the mattress. He grabs it, and escapes the house just as a platypus wearing a fedora lands on the roof. The spy shakes his head. “Danville is so weird…”

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Soon To Be (Maybe Not) Sisters

Candace and Jeremy are getting married! Or are they? Someone is trying to sabotage the wedding. Will they succeed? Read on to find out! (Phineas and Ferb does not belong to me)