Chapter 56: Ain’t Got Rhythm

Phineas and Ferb does not belong to me.


Jeremy reads through the lyrics, wincing every couple of sentences. “These sentences have almost no rhythm to them.”

“I have a hard time imagining Rodney as a songwriter.” Pinky chuckles a little, flinching as he jumps onto the bed beside Jeremy. After reading the song quickly, he sighs. “Unfortunately, I have no musical talent whatsoever, so I can’t help you with this.” The chihuahua leans his tired grey head down on the man’s lap. “Perry could, though.”

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Candace is listening to and recording the conversation in the cell. She flinches when Pinky says Perry’s name. Pressing a button on the desk to transmit the recording in code to Phineas’ phone, she starts taking down important notes from the conversation on a pad of lined paper.

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“Perry?” Jeremy strums a chord on his guitar. He looks down at the dog, who has fallen asleep. “Nevermind.” He picks up Pinky, and lays him down so that the dog’s head is resting against the soft pillow. 
The dog whimpers in sleep, and the man sighs. What has she done to these animals? How cruel… Jeremy cannot bring himself to ask himself the full question. 
The camera under the bed scans the cell for cameras or other devices. When it’s sensors find none, it starts crawling up the wall behind the bed. “What on earth?”


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PERRY!

My older brother drew Perry the platypus and uploaded it on YouTube today.




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Chapter 55: Not the Song From Chapter 33

Phineas and Ferb does not belong to me.


The twelve year-old villain looks over the prison cell that her older brother is locked in. “Dennis, bring him a guitar and that theme song that Aloyse wrote for us. Once he’s added music for it, record him playing it.” The rabbit, after giving strict orders to one of the security guards, salutes her and heads off to follow the instructions.
Jeremy glares at his younger sister. “What makes you think that I’ll do anything for you?”
“Boredom. It’s done wonders with my other prisoners.” With this, Zon waves around at the other cells in the dark dungeon. Aside from Jeremy’s cell, which is painted white and has a cork floor and a separate bathroom, the cells are damp and grey. Filled with every O.W.C.A. agent that has ever been assigned to Zon Joshsyn, the cells also seem to be offices, where the animals seem to be working FOR Joshsyn rather than against her. 
As you can see, my partners and I have several of O.W.C.A’s best agents behind most of our plans. Of course, we have to read over everything because they could be making mistakes on purpose.” Grinning evilly, she lifts up a small chihuahua. He’s thinner than Jeremy remembers him, and he is showing signs of old age, but Pinky the chihuahua is very much alive. 
“They’ve tried it in the past, but soon discovered that it means everyone down here goes hungry. Isn’t that right, Chihuahua?” A quiet and menacing growl shows that the agent still hates the little girl. Zon simply throws the old chihuahua back into his cell, and Pinky cries out in pain.
The young man winces as the old dog tries to stand, but totters over. “Suzy, put Pinky in here with me. I’ll do the song for you, but only if I have him for company.”
She waves her hand carelessly. “Aloyse, put the rat dog in with our newest prisoner.”
Back at O.W.C.A, Carl presses a button which makes the bug in Zon’s boot duplicate itself and turns on the camera. He uses a remote to maneuver it into Jeremy’s cell, and tucks it into the bottom of the bed. “Your brothers did a good job on these bugs.”
“The duplication feature is quite useful. The camera and two way communication makes it seem almost like it was designed for this exact situation.” She ponders this for a moment, but shakes her head. “But there’s no way that they could have designed this for today, right?”
Carl shrugs. “Nothing makes sense in Danville.” Nodding, Candace turns her attention back to the conversation in her fiance’s sister’s lair’s prison chamber.

Jeremy gently touches the aged agent’s bruises, pulling his hand away sharply when the agent whines in pain. “I’m glad Isabella isn’t here to see this.”
“Does she think I’m dead?” For some reason, the only thing they had taken away from the blonde man was his cellphone, so he has his animal translator in his ear.
He nods at the little dog, who sighs. “We all did. Douglas Worthington told us that she might have thrown you into a lava pit.”
Pinky growls, “Wish there was some way to let them know I’m okay. I bet that Perry would  love to know that Callie is okay.”  He rolls his eyes, and Jeremy’s spirit’s lift a little, knowing that the old dog hasn’t had his sense of humor entirely crushed.
Dennis opens the door just enough to pass in Jeremy’s guitar, amplifier, and some papers. Jeremy sighs, taking the things, and he sits down on his bed to read the “theme song.”
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“They’re all  alive?” Candace’s face is lit up with joy.
Carl grins, “Do you think we should show ourselves to them first, or tell Isabella?”
Candace bites her lip, “Let’s see what kind of shape Pinky’s in before we tell Izzy.”


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Chapter 54: Oh Noes!

Phineas and Ferb does not belong to me.


Candace and Carl are sitting side by side at a workstation in O.W.C.A. H.Q. Each is listening to one of the hidden microphones, and each monitoring tracking devices.
“So, there must be some sort of secret passageway from Suzy’s room to Zon’s lair.” Carl has been monitoring the progress of the gadgets since they were planted this morning, and he is seriously in need of a coffee.
Candace yelps a little as the microphone in Zon’s hair springs to life in her ear. “I’ve got something.”
Rodney’s voice comes through the headphones. “I like what you’ve done with your hair, Zon.”
“Is the prisoner comfortable?” Zon’s cold voice has traces of pain, and Candace wonders why. Carl’s bug is picking up the conversation as well, and their eyes meet.
Carl has also noticed the pain in her voice, “I wonder if there’s actually a heart under those blonde curls.”
O.W.C.A’s only human agent shrugs. She makes sure that her headphones are recording, and looks over the piece of paper that Dr. D wrote everything he knows about Zon Joshsyn on. “Maybe, but according to this paper and Douglas’ information, she’s destroyed several humans and animals cruelly in the last six years.”
Suddenly, Jeremy’s voice comes through the headphones. “Suzy, what is wrong with you?”
Candace cries out, “She’s got Jeremy!”


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Chapter 53: I’m Feeling Uncomfortable With Where My Story Is Going...

(Okay, so I haven't been on for like, ages. I was grounded due to a small incident involving a kitchen knife and my brother's IPad... Yeah, don't ask. Anyway, here's the next chapter, and I'll post the next two as well today. :)
Phineas and Ferb does not belong to me.


“That’s strange… Jeremy isn’t answering his phone.” Candace closes her phone. “Perry, how ya doing?”
“What do you think?” Perry is lying down in the back of the ambulance with Ferb next to him. Phineas is gripping the wheel so hard that his fingers are white as he stares out the windshield.
He pulls into O.W.C.A’s animal hospital, the Animal Hospital Without… you can probably guess the rest. “Come on, Perry. Let’s get you somewhere more comfortable.” Perry sighs. He has only been in here for more than a check-up once before in his entire career, and this is embarrassing.
Candace gives her pet a knowing smile as Ferb and Phineas carry the stretcher through the doors. “I’m going to get back to work.” She starts to walk away, but Phineas stops her.
“You’re just leaving?” His face shows true shock, and for a moment, she feels like he’s ten years-old again.
She sighs. “Listen Phineas, if Suzy and Rodney succeed in taking over the world, we will all suffer the consequences. Well, except maybe you.” Candace winks at her little brother as she straps on her jetpack and takes off.
“Not funny, Candace.” He mutters, as they deliver Perry to the trap related injury department. “If Suzy Johnson has a crush on me, what will Zon Joshsyn do to Isabella? Not to mention the six year age difference.”
Ferb snorts, “She’s actually talked to me about it. Apparently if I can do it, she can.” Phineas has almost forgotten by now that Vanessa is six years older than his step-brother.


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Chapter 52: The Truth Comes Out

Phineas and Ferb does not belong to me.


Suzy sits across from her older brother in her bedroom. “Why did you want to talk to me?”

“What was that look you gave Phineas earlier when he came back into the room after his phone call?” Jeremy watches his sister put on the innocence act level 7 on a scale of one to five.

Her eyes open wide, a small adorable smile on her lips. “What’cha talkin’ about?”

In her bedroom, Isabella sits up straight and looks around furiously.

“Suzy, you know exactly what I’m talking about.” Jeremy had seen Candace’s nervous conversation with her younger brothers in the driveway, and he knows something’s up. “What are you up to?”

“I don’t know what you’re talking about.” Suzy’s voice is losing it’s sweet and innocent edge. Her fists clench and unclench in her lap. “Maybe you should just leave me alone.”

Jeremy stares at his little sister. She’s never come this close to showing him her other side before. “Suzy, I need to know what you’re up to. There’s an evil brat after Candace, and she doesn’t need anything else going wrong right now.”

Suzy (AKA Zon -the “evil brat” after Candace) flinches just noticeably. “An evil brat?”

“Well, anyone who would team up with someone to take over the world must either be seriously insane, or just a really annoying brat. You know, Candace told me that they had intel that Zon Joshsyn is twelve years old, just like you.” Jeremy notices his little sister flinch again. “Suzy?” The girl doesn’t look up, but sighs.

“I didn’t want to do this.” Everything cute and sweet is out of her voice now, and it’s just cold and menacing. Suzy presses a button on her wall, and the door locks itself. Jeremy tries to escape, but he’s suddenly cut off by a small white rabbit. “Dennis, take him to the cells. Do not harm him.”

She presses another button, and a screen drops down and comes up again, leaving Zon Joshsyn in Suzy’s place. Her hair is still in french braids, as she considers it suiting for an evil mastermind. “I’m sorry that it has to be this way, Jeremy.” Her eyes start to fill with tears, and she turns away as the bunny pushes her handcuffed brother down the stairs into her lair.


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