Chapter 18: Rambling

 Phineas and Ferb does not belong to me 


Perry removes a piece of paper from his hat. “What do you know about Zon Joshsyn?”

Heinz thinks for a moment. “Oh, you must mean Rodney’s little friend. Am I right? I think I’m right. Otherwise you wouldn’t have come to me. So, apparently she offered Rodney a nicer deal than L.O.V.E.M.U.F.F.I.N., so he went to work with her. Or something like that. I don’t know what she possibly could have promised him, because, I mean, what could be better than L.O.V.E.M.U.F.F.I.N.?”

Perry watches him closely. He had been sent to interview Doofenshmirtz because he’s around him almost every day, and knows how to pull important information out of his ramblings. Although, even he was finding it hard today. 

“He said something about world domination when he gave his goodbye speech… Oh. I have the notes from that. I bought them off the guy who sat next to me.” Heinz gets up and hands the sheet to Perry. “You can keep it. It’s not like I’m going to be tested on them later. So this Zon person, is she like, a new evil scientist? Because I’m not sure that she can handle L.O.V.E.M.U.F.F.I.N. as competition. I mean, we are amazing! Plus, who is her nemesis? I mean, she’s got to have a nemesis. Or is O.W.C.A. out of free agents? Because, half of the population in the Tri-State Area seem to be evil scientists sometimes. So, all of your agents already have a nemesis? Ohhh, do you want me to come back to the good side and be her nemesis? Because that is not happening. Oh sorry Perry, I forgot that you can talk now, did you want to ask me any more questions?”

Perry blinks a couple times. “Umm…” He looks down at the notes he has taken so far. “No. I think that I’ve got enough.”

Heinz smiles. “So are you going to come and thwart me tomorrow? 10 AM, right?”

“You know it.” Perry winks at him. As he walks out the door, Vanessa comes in from her date with Ferb.

“Dad? Did Perry just talk?” Vanessa stares after the platypus. When she came to the Flynn-Fletcher house the first time, Vanessa had immediately recognized Perry. He had made her promise never to reveal either side of his life to the other side. She wonders about the translator. Did Ferb or his little brother make it for him? Or is it an O.W.C.A. thing? What she doesn’t know is that it’s a combination of both.


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