Chapter 44: Calling The Enemy

(I still haven't mailed that letter... Actually, I can't find an address to mail it to. I guess most people just use email :) Phineas and Ferb does not belong to me.


After Ferb, Candace, and Perry revive Phineas, the four friends put their minds together to solve the problem of who should call Zon. As Suzy Johnson has never heard Perry talk, he was voted in. The phone rings twice, and then is picked up. “Hello, you have reached the evil lair of Zon Joshsyn. I am Aloyse Everheart Elizabeth Otto Wolfgang Hypatia Gunther Galen Gary Cooper von Roddenstein, her partner in world domination. How may I help you?”

Perry blinks a couple times, then he says, “Hello, I am an evil exchange student from Australia and I was wondering about an internship. I heard that you were the best in the business of enslaving and torturing civilians?”

Rodney grins evilly on the other end. He presses a button to trace the call. “Yes, yes we are. You are interested in an internship? Let me consult my partner. Please hold.” He presses a button on the phone and places it down next to him. “Zon, we have an exchange student from Australia who wants to apply for an internship. Can you please pass me the question forms?” The twelve year-old rolls her eyes and passes the forms to Rodney, who places them on his lap and picks up the phone again.

“So what’s the decision, Mate?” Perry grins on his side of the phone. Man, I haven’t said that in a long time. Phineas stares at his platypus, surprised. Perry winks at him and grabs the papers with the formulated lie answers on them.

Rodney looks over the papers in front of him and grabs a pen from his lap desk. I really need to start on emptying myself an actual office. Rodney is currently sitting on a folding chair in Zon’s office with a small piece of plywood balanced on his knees to hold his work. “We need you to answer a few questions first.”

Perry smiles, “All right, go ahead.” He holds a thumb up to Ferb and Phineas. They grin back.


(I loved writing that bit about the makeshift desk :P) Please Comment!