Chapter 5: Intruder

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“Agent P?” Perry rolls over, ignoring the voice. “Agent P?” Perry continues to sleep. “Agen- Oh who cares! Perry the platypus!” The teal platypus jolts to his feet. Thanks to the timeless machine Ferb made, Perry is still in his young adulthood.

“Krrrrrr?” Perry asks the head intern of O.W.C.A. who shakes his head. Perry pulls his hat out and removes a small piece of technology. He sticks it into the roof of his mouth, wincing at the strong tingle of electricity he feels in the sensors on his bill. “What is it, Carl?” Perry is already sneaking to one of his lair entrances.

“I was looking at the footage of your house from this afternoon, Pe- Agent P.” Major Monogram stands behind Carl. He looks from Carl to Perry, who is staring back at him through Carl’s wrist communicator.

“Fill me in later, Carl. I’m having coffee with a colleague soon.” Monogram walks out. Carl rolls his eyes. Everyone knows that Doofenshmirtz and Monogram have lunch together almost every day.

“You were saying?” Perry slides down into his lair. Carl blinks and looks at him.

“Sorry, Agent P.” The intern shakes his head, “How about you come up here? I can show you the footage that I’m talking about.” Perry nods, and still slightly disorientated from the electricity pulsing strongly through his very sensitive bill, he enters the O.W.C.A. headquarters.

Perry sits on a chair next to Carl watching the footage of the backyard facing Candace’s window. A figure in a white outfit enters the room, and comes out five minutes later with something clasped in his hand. Perry recognizes it and gasps. “That’s Candace’s online information file! She puts everything in that!”

Carl turns sharply towards him, “Including her information for the O.W.C.A. webpage?”
 

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Chapter 4: Ugly Dresses

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Eighteen year-old Phineas kisses Isabella on the cheek as he passes holding a blueprint. She giggles. Phineas’ older sister Candace yells from where she’s sitting, “Phineas, cut that out! Now she’s gluing flowers on upside down!!” the red head laughs and runs over to his sister while Isabella quickly flips the flower around before the glue can dry.

“So, have you found one you like yet?” Candace is looking through catalogues to see if she can find a wedding dress style that she likes before Linda and Mrs. Johnson take her shopping. Phineas and Ferb are planning her wedding, and the blueprint Phineas is holding is for her cake. She tries to peek at it, and he rolls it up and holds it out of her reach. “ Oh, no. This is going to be a surprise.” Ferb, who is one year older than Phineas, comes in the door from his date with Vanessa Doofenshmirtz.

He reaches out and grabs the blueprint from his step-brother. “Nice job, Phin.” Phineas grins at Ferb happily.

Linda Flynn-Fletcher comes in from the kitchen. “Candace, have you found any styles that you like?” When her daughter shakes her head, Linda sits down next to her. She grabs another catalogue from the pile on the coffee table and opens it. “Eew.” Candace looks at the “dress” her mother is pointing at and starts laughing.

Phineas looks over his sister’s shoulder. “Is that a yellow and grey wedding swimsuit?” He shakes his head. “That’s just wrong.” Ferb laughs when he looks at it.

Isabella rolls her eyes as she glues another flower onto the centerpiece she’s making. “Wedding swimsuit. That’s just ridiculous.”


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Chapter 3: Revealed

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The twelve year-old girl stands and walks around to the front of her desk. She peers down at the spy, who has surfaced only to realise that he is surrounded by menacing sharks. “It’s really a shame that my lava pit was confiscated. The shark pit is nowhere near as much fun.” 
She closes the trapdoor and gets back up on her chair.  Picking up the file, she opens it again. It seems to contain all of Candace Flynn’s online information. 
She reaches out her hand and turns on a light. The face of Suzy Johnson is revealed, grinning evilly. “I’m coming for you, Candace.”

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Chapter 2: Poodles and Trapdoors

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A toy poodle growls at him menacingly as he approaches. “I have returned from my mission.” She presses a button on her desk. The double doors open into a dark foreboding office. An old leather office chair is tucked behind the large black desk. He assumes that the boss is sitting in it, although the back of the chair is facing him.

A menacing (yet sickly sweet) voice comes from the chair. “Back so soon? This had better be good.”

The spy takes a deep breath. “I found this file in her room, under the mattress.” He places it on her desk and backs away three steps. The occupant of the chair spins around to face him, still obscured by the shadows. She grabs the pink file, looking through it greedily. The spy rubs his neck nervously, “So, is it useful?”
She grins, “Very.” As she places the file back on her desk she continues, “You would be paid well for this information, had you been allowed to live.” Before the spy can react, the girl presses a button on her desk, causing a trapdoor to open in the floor beneath him. His scream is cut off suddenly as he hits the water below.

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Chapter 1: Normally Weird

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He had wanted a normal mission. Unfortunately, his boss asked him to search a teenager’s bedroom for anything that could be used against her. Sometimes he questions her sanity, then wonders why he even needs to question it. The boss is obviously insane. He smiles grimly as his eyes light upon the hot pink file folder under the mattress. He grabs it, and escapes the house just as a platypus wearing a fedora lands on the roof. The spy shakes his head. “Danville is so weird…”

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Soon To Be (Maybe Not) Sisters

Candace and Jeremy are getting married! Or are they? Someone is trying to sabotage the wedding. Will they succeed? Read on to find out! (Phineas and Ferb does not belong to me)