Phineas and Ferb does not belong to me.
Candace presses a button on it, and the window behind the beds turns into a television screen. “What? When did… how did… we not find that?” Phineas points to the screen in astonishment. Suddenly, the screen flickers, and Suzy’s face fills the screen. Except, instead of the sweet face that the boys are used to seeing, she’s glaring at someone off camera. “Well, that doesn’t really mean that she’s evil…” He breaks off as Suzy starts talking.
“I am, and will always be, Jeremy’s favorite girl.” The camera angle changes, and Candace is sitting down on the ground, her face covered in pie. “Oh, here he is now. Jeremy! Jeremy!” Suzy goes immediately from angry to sweet and adorable.
“I…” Phineas stares at his older sister. His gaze goes back to the screen as another clip starts playing.
Suzy yells at an old lady, and receives an acorn. She holds it out for some squirrels to see, then hits it into Candace’s pants with a croquet mallet. After the street performers play a song about squirrels in your pants, in which Candace is jumping all over the place to hopefully dislodge them, Ferb moves over by Candace. “So that’s why you’re afraid of squirrels?”
Another clip starts playing as Candace nods. This one seems to be two years later. “Oh, I can’t watch this day.” She leans forward and puts her hands over her eyes. Perry smirks again.
“This is the one that Carl usually plays at Christmas.” He chatters, as Candace’s panic filled face fills the screen.
“What do you mean, Suzy’s coming to the movies with us?” the camera backs up to show Jeremy standing at the door of the Flynn-Fletcher house.
He looks down at the floor sadly. “Mom and Dad decided to go out to dinner tonight, and they need me to watch Suzy. I didn’t want to cancel with you, so…”
Candace bites her lip and looks down at her brand new dress nervously. “I guess it’s okay…”
They walk out to the car, and Candace immediately slips on some ice cubes sprinkled liberally over the driveway. Jeremy reaches down his hand and helps her up. Suzy’s face appears in the car window, glaring at Candace.
Candace gets into Jeremy’s car, and hops out again. there was a chocolate doughnut on the seat where she was sitting. “Oh,” Suzy’s eyes are wide with that innocent look, “That’s where I left my doughnut. You should really look where you’re sitting, Candace.”
“Suzy, I’ve told you not to put food on the seats.” Jeremy looks over at Candace, “Oh, Candace, I’m so sorry about your dress.”
The dress has several holes in the skirt, and the seat is now stained with chocolate. “Oh that’s okay, Jeremy. It’s an old one.” She lies outright.
Jeremy tries to clean off the seat. “Oh Suzy. This won’t come out.”
“I’m sorry, Jeremy. I forgetted.” The six year-old girl looks down at the floor of the car, and her eyes fill with tears.
Candace pauses the video. “Let’s not watch the whole date, because you guys cleaned Jeremy’s car out while we still took Suzy to the movies in my car, and then you ended up having to fix my car because she decided to press all of the buttons. Thank-you so much for doing that for us, again.” She switches the clips. “This is what Suzy was doing while Jeremy came to the house to get me.”
Suzy watches her brother go into the house, and when the door closes behind him, she reaches into the back of the car, and pulls out a cooler full of ice. Getting out of the car, she tosses the ice all over the Flynn-Fletcher driveway. The camera cuts to Suzy back in the car. She takes two bites of a doughnut, then places it deliberately in the passenger side seat, rubbing it around a bit, and slightly mashing it so that it will completely ruin whatever Candace is wearing. “How do you like that, Candace?” As Jeremy helps his girlfriend up, Suzy peeks out the window, and gives her older brother’s girlfriend her meanest glare as she throws the cooler into the backseat.
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