Phineas knocks on the door of 2308 Maple Drive. Candace comes to the living room window and looks out. “Go away, Darth Phineas!” She turns to Perry and chuckles, “Get it? Like Darth Sidious?”
The agent raises his eyebrows, “Yeah, they rhyme. Hello, your brother has a dangerous looking possibly lethal weapon! And Dennis.”
“Hey, it’s Mr. Cutie-Patootie! I always knew there was something off about that rabbit.” Candace yells at her brother again, “Why did you have to rush it? Why couldn’t you have stuck to the plan?”
Phineas closes his eyes and grits his teeth. “Dennis, blow the door down.” The rabbit grins, pulling out a rocket gun. Phineas winces a little as the door is demolished, leaving a giant hole in the front of the house. Candace and Perry are standing there in fighting stance waiting for them. I wonder how much I’ll have to pay to replace that once this is all over…
“Phineas, just go away!” His sister has tears in her eyes as she stares at him. “This attack has NO strategic purpose!”
The inventor turned evil scientist shrugs, “Orders are orders.”
Suddenly, Jeremy screams from the backyard, “Candace! Candace help!”
Perry’s eyes narrow, “Candace, don’t go out there.”
“How did he get into our backyard?” One of Dennis’ robot soldiers lunges at Candace, and she whacks him down with one kick.
Callie meows, “Perry! Please…”
“Callie?” The agent turns to look and sees Callie and Jeremy standing in the backyard waving and jumping up and down. “I think the real question is, how did they get out of jail?”
“I don't think they did.” Candace knocks over another robot with a scissor kick. “They’re just trying to lure us out of the house.”
Phineas sighs. “Enough of this. Freeze them.” He pulls out his freeze gun and aims it at Candace. Dennis does the same with his, aiming at Perry. “Sorry. Not really.” Setting the weapons to bypass the robots, they pull the triggers, freezing Perry and Candace solid.
Great. Candace thinks. Now we’re frozen, and Mom and Dad are doomed.
Perry tries to move, but you know… he’s frozen. This was not part of the plan, Phineas.
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Ferb walks into the house and sees the frozen agents. “Looks like they got Mother and Father then, huh?”
“Mfrlly?” Candace tries to speak, but she can’t move her mouth properly.
Perry tries to break out of the ice block surrounding him. “Kd j gts rt?”
Ferb grabs a hair dryer and starts blowing hot air over the ice cubes. “Did he get them?”
Candace shakes her head as soon as it’s free from the ice. “No… he went in there, and they screamed, then he took Mr. Cutie-Patootie and his crazy robot soldiers away.”
Ferb hands her the hair dryer when he has her hands free, and runs into the kitchen, where their parents are frozen to the wall with a note. “We could have done worse. -Phineas, Zon, Rodney, and Dennis.”
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The inventor turned evil scientist shrugs, “Orders are orders.”
Suddenly, Jeremy screams from the backyard, “Candace! Candace help!”
Perry’s eyes narrow, “Candace, don’t go out there.”
“How did he get into our backyard?” One of Dennis’ robot soldiers lunges at Candace, and she whacks him down with one kick.
Callie meows, “Perry! Please…”
“Callie?” The agent turns to look and sees Callie and Jeremy standing in the backyard waving and jumping up and down. “I think the real question is, how did they get out of jail?”
“I don't think they did.” Candace knocks over another robot with a scissor kick. “They’re just trying to lure us out of the house.”
Phineas sighs. “Enough of this. Freeze them.” He pulls out his freeze gun and aims it at Candace. Dennis does the same with his, aiming at Perry. “Sorry. Not really.” Setting the weapons to bypass the robots, they pull the triggers, freezing Perry and Candace solid.
Great. Candace thinks. Now we’re frozen, and Mom and Dad are doomed.
Perry tries to move, but you know… he’s frozen. This was not part of the plan, Phineas.
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Ferb walks into the house and sees the frozen agents. “Looks like they got Mother and Father then, huh?”
“Mfrlly?” Candace tries to speak, but she can’t move her mouth properly.
Perry tries to break out of the ice block surrounding him. “Kd j gts rt?”
Ferb grabs a hair dryer and starts blowing hot air over the ice cubes. “Did he get them?”
Candace shakes her head as soon as it’s free from the ice. “No… he went in there, and they screamed, then he took Mr. Cutie-Patootie and his crazy robot soldiers away.”
Ferb hands her the hair dryer when he has her hands free, and runs into the kitchen, where their parents are frozen to the wall with a note. “We could have done worse. -Phineas, Zon, Rodney, and Dennis.”
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