Phineas and Ferb does not belong to me.
“Okay, I believe you. Suzy’s evil.” Phineas thinks for a moment, “Um… why haven’t Ferb and I ever been invited to an O.W.C.A. Christmas party?”
Perry rolls his eyes. “Monobrow only invites agents. He leaves it up to the agents to invite other employees, and up until a few days ago, you didn’t know about Candace and I being agents.”
“We’re all going over to Jeremy’s house tomorrow for breakfast with his entire family. The O.W.C.A. Christmas party is not a pressing matter right now.” Ferb stands up and looks at them. “The question is, do we confront her tomorrow, or do we wait until we have more proof?”
Candace stands up too. “I have no Idea. Phineas, Perry?”
“I think that she’s probably expecting us to try and confront her in front of Jeremy when we find out. We need to confront Suzy Johnson when she’s alone.” Phineas looks over at Perry.
He’s reading through the paper again. “I have an Idea. It’s 9:30 pm, right?”
“Um… Perry, aren’t you wearing your watch?” Candace tilts her head at O.W.C.A.’s top agent.
“Phineas?” Perry ignores her.
Phineas looks at his watch. “Yeah, around 9:30, why?”
Agent P smirks. “Because Rodney told all of L.O.V.E.M.U.F.F.I.N. his new workplace’s contact information and working hours. He may be an evil scientist, but he’s not the wisest person in the world.” He holds up the paper.
“Seriously? And Dr. D somehow managed to get it down on paper?” Candace obviously has absolutely no faith in Perry’s nemesis. “The guy who thinks that if Roger gets removed from ‘his mayoral throne’ his next of kin will inherit it?”
“Yeah. Apparently Rodney had several brochures about Joshsyn’s employee benefits to hand out. Heinz talks a lot. I left while he was still talking after I finished my tea.” Perry watches the reactions of his owners with amusement.
“Tea?” Phineas stares at the agent in absolute astonishment. “You sat down and had tea with your nemesis while the fate of the world (and my sister) was at stake?”
Ferb looks surprised as well. His eyes are trained on Perry. “I left as soon as I realized that information. Knowing Heinz, he’s probably still talking to me.”
“Perry, I didn’t know that you thought of him as Heinz.” Candace rubs her necklace again.
The platypus chatters something indistinguishable under his breath. “Don’t judge me, Kevin.” he says this louder.
“Kevin?” Phineas shakes his head in confusion.
Candace sits up straight and looks at Perry. “How do you know about that?” She turns around to check on the zebra sitting behind her on a rocking chair reading a magazine. The zebra looks up and waves at Candace briefly.
“Long, long story.” Perry thinks back to the nightmare he had about Candace dreaming. “And you talk in your sleep.”
Ferb puts his head in his hands, frustrated. “We’re getting distracted again.”
Perry sighs. “I guess that’s what happens when you have a platypus and a talking zebra in the same room as Candace.”
“A what?” Phineas spins around rapidly, checking to see if there’s a zebra behind him.
The platypus smiles, “No, Phineas. Only Candace can see the zebra.”
“Would you stop judging me?” Candace asks Perry.
The zebra looks up again, “I’m not judging you, Kevin.”
She turns around and yells at him, “You stay out of this!” Phineas faints.
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